Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’. plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
Lying in bed with a cup of tea and crumpets making plans for Jubilee weekend/bank holiday…i’m so disgustingly British :)
But the real winner is...
RUSSIA SHOULD WIN EUROVISION!!! Dancing grannies with baked goods have stolen my heart!
I don’t get it… people cut themselves because of reasons and I see the pictures all over the shop and i’m thinking do they just sit there like “i’m so unhappy, my life won’t go on…must end it -cutctcut-, oooo before I bleed to death i’ll just take a picture of my blood filled wrist and see how many notes I can get”
I WANT TO MARRY HIS FACE!
HURRY THE FUCK UP OCTOBER. JEEEZ!
I’m always to scared to say ‘life’s going good’ in-case I jinx myself.
Old shirt = New pajama
90% of people marry their 7th-12th grade love....
ugh why did I read that???????????? Shit Why. Bring on the good news bitch. ugh. I needa reblog this I’m sorry i read it. fuck. BUT I’MA REBLOG CAUSE I’M ON KENDALL’SSSSSSSSSSSSSS.~ jc;lsakf;dlskjx ugh sorry i need this Not even risking it brotato :)
That awkward moment when someone slaps you and you...
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